oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?
Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead
men be like: *taking out everything on other people* and then they be like: youre in therapy???? lmaooooo couldnt be me lol i deal with shit BY MYSELF
fuck all romance except whatever stoned rice cake guy and how to write an alt j song hair man have going on









